Actually, I did not have a dream that I flew out to see Vegas. There isn't anything in Vegas worth seeing. I'd probably spend an hour in the airport gift shop and then gone home or just plain turned around and went home. Anyway, this post has nothing to do with flying, Vegas or airport gift shops. It's going to be a brief post about the awful, frightening and despicable.....
GIRLS CAMP
(dun dun dun duuunnn)
Yeah, I'm serious so you can stop laughing or whatever. To me, G.C. is like this:
It was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness,
it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair,
we had everything before us, we had nothing before us,
we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going
direct the other way.
-Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities (1859)
In other words, for some it is going to be fun, exciting and worthwhile. For others, such as myself, it is Hell on Earth, or Hell in the middle of Heaven. I love being in the woods! I mean, hello!! I looove Yosemite! I wanna live there all because of the trees and just the being in the woods thing. I hate girls camp. With a deep passion. But anyway, back to the Heaven/Hell analogy. For the rest of us who would rather stay home and watch General Hospital, we have NOTHING before us and it indeed is a season of darkness. 1. we're away from my comfort zone 2. strangers are preparing my food 3. what happens if I accidentally eat a cashew? 4. I'm surrounded by tons of other girls who I do not know nor do I care to know them 5. most of those girls are going to be on their periods. 6. drama (need I say more.) 7. absolutely no privacy 8. too much noise 9. I can't just be quiet for one flipping second without someone asking me whats wrong! 10. too many hyper, happy people.
I have nothing against happy people. I enjoy being happy too. But for the love of everything holy in this world, I do not understand how some can be like that the whole entire time! It's like stepford(sp?) wives, only scarier. Nothing against the leaders, and not my ward leaders..other ward leaders, but for crying out loud, I do not want to be there. Of course I ain't smiling. And being quiet does not mean that something is wrong. It means I really have nothing to say and just don't want to talk. I have nothing against other girls or girls in general. You surround me with them though, I will get annoyed. Sorry I'm human and don't get along with everyone! <--sarcasm. I'm not sorry. I do not do screaming children, what makes you think I put up with screaming girls. ex:
Girl: Oh my cheese! A bug!
Me: Squish it.
Girl: *Screams* Ahh!! It's coming closer!
Me: *yells over screaming girl* Move out of my way.
Girl: *still screaming* It's gonna eat me! (or) Help me!
Me: *shoves screaming girl aside* Hey! Look. *squishes bug*
Girl: *stoped screaming* oh! *proceeds to laugh hysterically*
Me: Cheese and rice! *walks away mumbling*
Has it happened before? Yes. I'm not kidding. Maybe not in the exact words, but it has happened. Not all girls are like that, but there are some. Then you also put me with some people I don't get along with. I don't start crap, but I can finish it. Now, you put me with my sister, chances are that we will not get along very well. However, some stupid girl messes with my sister, and that's it. She is going down. No one messes with my sister and gets away with it. =D
Anyway, I can really rant on and on about this, but I won't.
This will be my last post for a while. If I survive G.C. I will write about. But if something goes wrong, do not expect me to write about it.
On a happier note, this Saturday should be fun! Dance, dance! =D
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